You don't have to be Catholic to enjoy this bit of humor from Hugo Mendez. But it sure helps!
Just one item to entice you (or repel you, if this is not your kind of humor...):
7. Initial Public Offering: (a) The point at which feminist, homosexual, and liberal lobbies first bought shares in the PCUSA "Book of Order." (b) In Catholic parishes, the term is equivalent to the casual term "first collection," defining one of (too) many rotations of the collection plate.
