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Monday, July 11, 2005

Joke of the Day

Sorry, I couldn't resist: "The Fabric of Our Lives".

Posted by Mike L at 7/11/2005 04:02:00 AM

Joke of the Day

Sorry, I couldn't resist: "The Fabric of Our Lives".

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