The only sort of day better than this would be one on which I simultaneously receive the same treatment from a progressive-Catholic society. They wouldn't use terms like 'excommunicate' and 'anathema', of course. I'd settle for being insulted in terms they would consider insulting.
In the meantime, check out the site where I and others have been declared "apostate scum." Those guys are having more fun than I knew was possible with this stuff!