I couldn't resist. I took the test Mike Aquilina offers over at The Way of the Fathers. It's called "Which Church Father are you?"
You possess many gifts, but patience isn’t one of them. You’re tough on yourself — and on others. You’re independent, too, and you don’t like to be told what to do. You wish the Church would be a little tighter in discipline. As for the pagans, you’ve pretty much written them off. Sometimes you think the Church would be a better place if you were in charge.